If God rested on the seventh day and we celebrate that day of rest on Sunday, why do most calendars put Sunday at the beginning of the week?
Ride’em Cowboy!
If gay marriages are outlawed, only outlaws will have gay marriages.
Just imagine: cattle thieves kissing their goodbyes before a gunfight with lawmen at the O.K. Corral.
Where do our values lie?
I’ve seen way too many commercials right before Valentine’s Day about how diamonds are a girl’s best friend. This is what I want to know:
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are man’s best friend, what does that say about the gender difference? Women want to look rich and men want to lick their own genitals?

