I’m so smooth, you might as well call me “Astroglide.”
Disgruntled little blue people
That’s bullsmurf! Take your smurf and smurf it up your smurfing smurf! Smurf you, mother smurfer!
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Quantity of partners ? quality of purity score
Just because you’ve only tapped a few wells doesn’t mean you haven’t drained them dry.
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Super Terrible Day
At a bonfire tonight, I learned that a friend’s son, Brendan, coined the phrase to… well, to describe a super terrible day. (It’s nice to know that 8-year-olds don’t know much about acronyms.) After hearing about it, I’ve been rolling stuff around in my head to come up with a couple awesome sayings of the day:
“Don’t fool around with someone suffering from an STD. If you do, be sure to wear protection, preferably a helmet if the person has a baseball bat nearby.”
“A big party with a lot of alcohol can help alleviate an STD. However, if you drink too much, you might go home with the wrong person and end up with another STD. And a super terrible day to go with it.”
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Please present a valid photo ID at the entrance
“Ooh, it’s a party in your mouth!” — Kat Ottoson
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Summer Sprint to the Finish
Finally, a completed race under the waist straps of our packs. And not only was it completed, it was completed well. For the most part. Continue reading “Summer Sprint to the Finish”
