Kenyon-based Weekly World News
Reporter: Shawn Bakken
It was a sad day in the small town of Podunk, Ohio, several weeks ago when the majority of the Shitkicker Trailer Park returned from a John Cougar Mellencamp concert to find their homes in ruins. (more…)
I’m trying to figure out how to get two five month old puppies on the same sleeping schedule (my schedule). Any words of wisdom? (more…)
All right, I’m giving in to egotism. Or I’m trying to find a way to fill in the dead space between my brief spurts of inspiration when I write blog entries. Either way, this is the Q & A string I threatened to create. If someone has a question, I’ll try to provide an answer for the rest of… the other three people who read this blog to see! (more…)
Loose lips sink ships. So do large holes in the hull.
I was watching a commercial recently for The Real World and in the middle of it, these big bold letters popped up onto the screen as the announcer called it “this SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.” It’s got a nice ring to it, don’t you think? I tell ya, the writer for TRW who thought up that catchy phrase out of the blue deserves a raise…
I briefly mentioned my trip up to Toronto in an earlier blog entry: I was contacted via Myspace about auditioning for a role in a movie and was for some unknown reason cast, so I’m going back for shooting it in September. (Now all I need is to be featured in a comic book and all of my life’s goals will have been achieved!) (more…)
I cannot begin to explain how many times I’ve felt the urge to write in my blog and never done so. There are so many little stimuli out there, little things that poke my brain like a little kid poking a frog on the street with a stick to see if it’s alive. Yes, yes, as far as I can tell, my brain is quite alive. Quite active at times, but there have always been problems that exist between me and the final product of creativity. (more…)