Some things are as easy as taking candy from a baby. But sometimes the baby already swallowed the candy, in which case it takes a lot longer and you have to deal with a lot more shit before you’re done.
This is how the most recent email message that got sent to my spam folder started:
“Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky. So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars, it is your entire fault. You made me miss you too much!”
Isn’t that tragic? I feel awful when I think of what I must have done to this girl’s heart. Until I look at the message again and realize that it was sent to four different people. Takes the sting off every time…
It all started this morning/afternoon when my alarm went off and I decided I was still kinda tired. I reached over, pushed the “set alarm” button, then the “hour” button—according to past experience, that was supposed to make the radio turn itself back on in another hour. I’m still not sure what happened, but when I woke up three hours later… (more…)