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Don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t sweat the big stuff, either. Just go straight to the nervous breakdown.

I’m not sure why this popped back into my head earlier today, but I was thinking back to Beauty and the Geek when everyone was sitting around the hot tub talking about three things we look for in a boy/girlfriend. (Preferably one or the other and not a transsexual.) On TV, the girls were saying “trustworthy” and “spontaneous” over and over again, but didn’t show the guys’ answers. When it was my turn, here’s what I had to say: (more…)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless the volume is turned up so loud that they rupture my eardrums.