Happy belated holidays to one and (mostly) all!

My apologies for missing the dates when these events occurred, but allow me to wish people:

    “Merry Christmas!”
    “Joyous Kwanzaa!” and
    “Chhhappy Chhhannukah!” (I wasn’t sure how to type a throat-clearing “chhh” noise, so that’s the best I could do.)

As for those of you who consider “Chrismukkah” a legitimate holiday, you should be strapped down to a table, beaten with a candy cane, whipped with a cat-o’-nine-dreidels and banned from watching “The O.C.” ever, ever again.

If I missed any other real holidays, my apologies, but I’m busy getting ready to celebrate the end of a decade and party into the 10’s. Don’t forget to start things off on the right foot, everyone: Lift your left foot off the ground just before the clock strikes midnight. Happy New Year!!!

One Response to “Happy belated holidays to one and (mostly) all!”

  1. Simona Says:

    Good evening (or should i say Heeeeey? :) (well here its 11pm so… )

    I’ve been reading your blog, and im fascinated by your thoughts and the way of how you are writing… btw. im sorry about your knee :) (if it helps, i broke my little finger on the RIGHT hand, just one week before finals began, so…. :)) The point is… i would love to get your mail, so i can tell you a bit about what im doing, and to share some things we have in common…

    I hope you’re not wondering what kind of english is that, but hey… im just a girl (in fact, a woman :)) from Slovenia… (never heard of it huh? ;))

    Im looking forward to hear from you…

    Take care, and Happy New Year to you too Shawn!

    Simona

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