You are. And that is enough.
I spent the last few days in Ohio at my 10th year college reunion, but before I could write anything about it, something occurred to me: on this date four years ago, Beauty and the Geek first hit the airwaves and turned me into an international superstar. Or at least put my face on TV—the “superstar” status is questionable at best.
Four years… wow. I feel like I should write more, but that pretty much sums up my feelings at the moment. Wow.
I was about to write a new blog entry and decided to check out the comments that spammers have tried to post recently. This one is awesome. In reference to “DON’T PANIC”, it reads:
I came across this when searching info on Google. I will use it to complete my report for this weekend, thanks for the info.
Don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t sweat the big stuff, either. Just go straight to the nervous breakdown.
I’m not sure why this popped back into my head earlier today, but I was thinking back to Beauty and the Geek when everyone was sitting around the hot tub talking about three things we look for in a boy/girlfriend. (Preferably one or the other and not a transsexual.) On TV, the girls were saying “trustworthy” and “spontaneous” over and over again, but didn’t show the guys’ answers. When it was my turn, here’s what I had to say: Continue reading “What are the three things you look for?”
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless the volume is turned up so loud that they rupture my eardrums.
Some things are as easy as taking candy from a baby. But sometimes the baby already swallowed the candy, in which case it takes a lot longer and you have to deal with a lot more shit before you’re done.
