Category: Saying of the Day

“If I can do it, anyone can.” It’s supposed to be an inspirational message—“You can do it, too!”—but if everyone else is just as able, if not more able to accomplish this task, isn’t it basically admitting that you suck?

If people are supposed to come up with new ideas by “thinking outside the box”, what’s inside the box that smothers creativity?

If you’re going to try as hard as you can to do something and “give it 110 percent”, who supplies the extra 10%?

Revenge is a dish best served cold. So is leftover pizza. Does that mean not eating all of your pizza is a form of payback? “Darn parents who always made me finish everything on my plate… this will show them!”

“I can’t work like this! I’ll be in my trailer!”

“Uh… we never gave you a trailer.”

“I live in a trailer park! I’m going home!”