Saying of the Day – Page 4

I gave all my friends knives for Christmas

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. That way, if your enemies start acting suspicious, your friends can stab them in the back first.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people asking questions that sound reasonable to them.

If money and popularity are overrated, why do so many people want to be rich and famous?

“I don’t have a smart phone, I have to be smart on my own… mixed results.”

1. The girl is hot.
10. She understands the binary system.

You don’t have to swallow, you can bite it off and spit it out!