It’s hard to explain how awkward it felt being on KS95 this afternoon. During the interviews for Beauty and the Geek, I’ve spoken in front of a group of people, I’ve done it with a video camera on, but talking to a couple DJs over the phone… it felt so unnatural. Continue reading “Radio Ga-Ga”
Shawn-sploitation
After doing grunt work from Monday through Thursday, I was ready to have a little fun. More specifically, I was ready to have a little fun at First Friday. It’s a Mensa gathering that happens every… well, every first Friday of the month—pretty self-explanatory, really. But I wanted to attend for a very specific reason: I wanted to give my thanks to Paul Jensen. As you may have read before, he was the catalyst for my appearance on Beauty and the Geek—he told the casting agency about me and the rest is still becoming history. However, I’d wanted to wait to tell him until I knew when the show was going to debut so I could spring it all on him at once. I feel so devious… Continue reading “Shawn-sploitation”
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magnetic Romance kit
This poem brought to you by the best way to show you care and wipe out the magnetic strip on your credit cards at the same time:
voices in my head make me
blow my liquid man sugar
on her baby’s dinner
(Tasteful, no?)
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Woo hoo!
Note to self: if you turn in your bar application on Monday, don’t wait until Saturday to post it on the blog. You’d think that would be a pretty big accomplishment at the moment, wouldn’t you? (Especially since I missed the deadline for the February exam, so at least I won’t have to feel foolish for that particular mistake this time around…)
It probably wouldn’t have taken more than an hour or two to jot down that I filled in the updated form that I didn’t learn about until three days before the deadline, I used a digital picture of myself from Brent’s wedding for the ID card, I put everything into a nice, big envelope and then dropped it all off at the Board of Law Examiners office in St. Paul. Woo hoo! Good stuff… Continue reading “Woo hoo!”
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Mark your calendars!
Beauty and the Geek will premiere on Wednesday, June 1st at 7:00 on the WB. Don’t miss it or… or else you’ll miss it! So there! Ppptbbtbtpptpbt!!
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The finish line is in sight!
I’d like to apologize for the abruptness of the last eight entries—I meant to spread them out over the course of a week or so, but alas, all my good intentions went for naught. All the stuff with the WB occurred over the course of about three months, but got smooshed together so I could post it all within the last couple hours. Why would I do something so foolish and inconsiderate to you, my faithful readers (or, for that matter, anyone who stumbled onto this site looking for nude pictures of Barry Manilow)? It’s because I have an important update.
I’m afraid I still don’t know the date and time of the debut of Beauty and the Geek. (“Boo! No date and time!” “EEEEEEEKKK!!!”) However, I got a call earlier this afternoon asking for some personal info: apparently, someone is developing a website for S.O.S. (“Stalkers Of Shawn”). Try to one-up my blog, huh?! IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN!!! (I have way too many dirty secrets that only I can leak to the masses… mwa ha ha…)
No, no, no… the call was from someone working with the WB. She wanted to do a little fact checking, make sure everything was current and gather a few trivial facts about my existence to include in the press release. If that doesn’t signify the show’s imminent appearance on your television (assuming you’ll be watching and/or haven’t kicked in the TV screen recently), I don’t know what does. Hope everything works out okay and we get some air time, even if that means I won’t have as many dirty secrets that only I can leak to the masses… damn…
