Given that people are putting up their decorations as early as the day after Halloween, why isn’t there a carol about “The 56 Days of Christmas”?
Holy crap!
I spent almost all of Thursday in the basement reorganizing, dusting, vacuuming and shredding papers (and a few small rodents sneaking around) and there’s still crap all over the place. As such, I have come to this conclusion:
If cleanliness is right next to godliness, then me and the Lord haven’t been on speaking terms for quite some time.

