My bad…

You may have noticed that the span of time between this entry and the last is approximately three months. Thus, to my regular readers (assuming there are any), to anyone who has visited the site, anyone who will visit the site, anyone who stumbled upon it while looking for porn… okay, to everyone in the universe, my most sincere apologies. Continue reading “My bad…”

And For The Record, The Time Sucks Ass

I’m sitting here behind a table, waiting for someone to walk by so I can sucker him or her into buying baked goods for charity. I’m sitting here… and no one’s around. I’m fairly certain the clock is ticking, but it sure doesn’t feel like it. Continue reading “And For The Record, The Time Sucks Ass”

Making a Difference

There are times when I wonder whether my existence matters and how well the world would go on without me. There have been so many writers, scientists, philosophers, inventors, global leaders—people who have had a huge effect on the world around them, people who have changed the face of everything as we know it. Then I think about myself and how small I seem in the shadow of their monumental deeds. Continue reading “Making a Difference”

Think of the poor buffaloes

It was just like any other dinner, really. We ate, we drank, the food occasionally made an effort to escape from the plate, some people considered sitting nearby and thought better of it when they heard the conversation—same old, same old… Continue reading “Think of the poor buffaloes”

Object, dammit!

Learning isn’t everything. Try watching some of your favorite TV shows after learning too much: The Practice as a law student, Scrubs when you’ve been training to be a nurse, that sort of thing. It’s really hard to just sit and do nothing. Continue reading “Object, dammit!”