{"id":1148,"date":"2011-04-12T00:15:36","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T05:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=1148"},"modified":"2011-04-12T01:15:11","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T06:15:11","slug":"books-in-your-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=1148","title":{"rendered":"Books In Your Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone started this up on Twitter and I had a little too much free time on my hands&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Dark Tower In Your Pants<br \/>\nThe Secret In Your Pants<br \/>\nGenius In Your Pants (which I dedicated to someone)<br \/>\nMuch Ado About Nothing In Your Pants<br \/>\nThe Fountainhead In Your Pants<br \/>\nBig Trouble In Your Pants<br \/>\nCatch-22 In Your Pants<br \/>\nLife, The Universe and Everything In Your Pants<br \/>\nNapalm &#038; Silly Putty In Your Pants<br \/>\nDesperation In Your Pants<br \/>\nMoby Dick In Your Pants (too easy, but I wrote it anyway)<br \/>\nThe Sound And The Fury In Your Pants<br \/>\nThe Turn Of The Screw In Your Pants<br \/>\nSomething Wicked This Way Comes In Your Pants<br \/>\nInferno In Your Pants<br \/>\nThe Divine Comedy In Your Pants<br \/>\nI Rant, Therefore I Am In Your Pants<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone started this up on Twitter and I had a little too much free time on my hands&#8230; The Dark Tower In Your Pants The Secret In Your Pants Genius In Your Pants (which I dedicated to someone) Much Ado About Nothing In Your Pants The Fountainhead In Your Pants Big Trouble In Your Pants &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=1148\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Books In Your Pants&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[155,156],"class_list":["post-1148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-booksinyourpants","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muBs-iw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1150,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions\/1150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}