Just in case “Dragging You Outside Right Now<\/b>” wasn’t good enough for you, I went looking through more papers from college and found even more really good titles (some better than others, but some papers were better than the others, too):<\/p>\n
Ma\u2019am, You May Be Ugly, But I\u2019m Not Drunk<\/p>\n
No One Ever Says, \u201cI Wanna Be A Slave When I Grow Up\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Whoever Dies With The Most Toys Wins\u2026 Or Maybe Not<\/p>\n
\u201cMoby Dick Is A Vengeful God\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Which Side of the Fence Does Antonio Play On?<\/p>\n
No Marriage Counselors in Ancient Greece<\/p>\n
\u201cCoke. No, Pepsi. No, Coke. No, Pepsi\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Life is Good, But Mine Sucks.<\/p>\n
This Paper Is Brought to You Courtesy of the Letters G-O-D and the Number 3<\/p>\n
Working at McDonald’s is Inherently Alienating<\/p>\n
Furies and Prophecies Don\u2019t Mix<\/p>\n
Mommy, I Wanna Be A Couch Potato When I Grow Up.<\/p>\n
Wing Could Please A Lotta Women With Those Hands\u2026<\/p>\n
The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of the Dead<\/p>\n
Roger Ebert Rode A Blazing Saddle\u2026<\/p>\n
Is Intelligent Life Out There Or Is It Just Me?<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Just in case “Dragging You Outside Right Now” wasn’t good enough for you, I went looking through more papers from college and found even more really good titles (some better than others, but some papers were better than the others, too): Ma\u2019am, You May Be Ugly, But I\u2019m Not Drunk No One Ever Says, \u201cI … <\/p>\n