{"id":1631,"date":"2011-06-21T09:27:38","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T14:27:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=1631"},"modified":"2011-06-21T09:28:40","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T14:28:40","slug":"do-not-taunt-the-social-network","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=1631","title":{"rendered":"Do not taunt The Social Network"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old SNL sketch (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/saturday-night-live\/video\/happy-fun-ball\/229058\/\">Happy Fun Ball<\/a>) popped into my head when I started writing this.  Watch it and you&#8217;ll understand the title.<\/p>\n<p>I watched The Social Network last night because my Accounting professor recommended it during a discussion about common stock.  It was a good and somewhat creepy movie.  At the end, the guy playing Mark Zuckerberg proclaims, &#8220;I&#8217;m not the bad guy.&#8221;  I&#8217;m not entirely convinced, in part because he&#8217;s the leader of the evil empire commonly known as Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>So as I was having this internal debate about whether Mark Zuckerberg is a major asshole, I decided to log onto the admin page here and look at some stuff.  It wouldn&#8217;t load.  Why not?  I hadn&#8217;t written anything about his shitty behavior <i>in the movie<\/i> yet, but he decided to hack the network and preemptively shut down my blog anyway.  What an asshole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old SNL sketch (Happy Fun Ball) popped into my head when I started writing this. Watch it and you&#8217;ll understand the title. I watched The Social Network last night because my Accounting professor recommended it during a discussion about common stock. It was a good and somewhat creepy movie. At the end, the guy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=1631\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Do not taunt The Social Network&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[37,362,361,92,360],"class_list":["post-1631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-arts-media","tag-augsburg","tag-facebook","tag-mark-zuckerberg","tag-movie","tag-the-social-network"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muBs-qj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1631"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1636,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions\/1636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}