It\u2019s perhaps the most used and abused type of website known to all mankind. Okay, maybe not that Amazonian tribe that\u2019s never had contact with the outside world. I\u2019m not kidding\u2014when a helicopter flew overhead, they shot arrows at it\u2014so they probably don\u2019t have wireless Internet access there.<\/p>\n
But if you don\u2019t know what a blog is, don\u2019t feel guilty. After sending out a survey to a bajillion imaginary people, they responded with some interesting definitions that\u2026 well, see how many of them sound right to you.<\/p>\n
1.<\/b>\tAn abridgment of the term \u201cweb log.\u201d<\/p>\n
2.<\/b>\tA virtual forum that can provide insight to other people about your life.<\/p>\n
3.<\/b>\tA virtual forum that can provide insight to other people about their lives.<\/p>\n
4.<\/b>\tA virtual forum that can tell the ignorant masses they should already know the insight that it won\u2019t bother to provide because it\u2019s so obvious.<\/p>\n
5.<\/b>\tLeave me alone, I\u2019m playing World of Warcraft.<\/p>\n
6.<\/b>\tIt\u2019s what I did to your mom last night.<\/p>\n
7.<\/b>\t42<\/p>\n
8.<\/b>\tAn appetizer that\u2019s usually listed on the menu after the nachos. Mmmmm, nachos\u2026<\/p>\n
9.<\/b>\tA means of venting.<\/p>\n
10.<\/b>\tA means of expressing emotional pain and anguish in an attempt to show all you insensitive bastards what real suffering is.<\/p>\n
11.<\/b>\tA means of bitching and moaning for whiny babies who want to make the rest of the world feel guilty because they have such sad, pathetic lives.<\/p>\n
12.<\/b>\tShoo! I\u2019m playing World of Warcraft!<\/p>\n
13.<\/b>\tThe second-leading cause of hemorrhoids in adults over 95.<\/p>\n
14.<\/b>\tThe third-leading cause of hemorrhoids in children under 6.<\/p>\n
15.<\/b>\tThe fourth-leading cause of hemorrhoids in small woodland creatures [test group limited to non-rabid creatures because their sharp, pointy teeth inside their small, foamy mouths can gnaw off your fingers and toes if you\u2019re not paying attention].<\/p>\n
16.<\/b>\tA way to show your individuality by expressing your creativity.<\/p>\n
17.<\/b>\tA way to show your conformity by getting a blog in the first place.<\/p>\n
18.<\/b>\tA website where you tell anonymous strangers stories that may make them laugh.<\/p>\n
19.<\/b>\tA website where you tell anonymous strangers stories that may make them cringe.<\/p>\n
20.<\/b>\tA website where you tell anonymous strangers stories that may make them search for something they can use to gouge out their eyes after reading them.<\/p>\n
21.<\/b>\tStep 7 for members of Chocolate Pudding Wrestlers Anonymous.<\/p>\n
22.<\/b>\tI said I\u2019m playing World of Warcraft! Get out of my room!<\/p>\n
23.<\/b>\tA serious hazard for your computer if you read one at work and laugh so hard that coffee shoots out your nose and splatters all over the place. (It burns<\/i>!!!)<\/p>\n
24.<\/b>\tA serious hazard for your employment status if you read one at work and laugh that hard\u2026<\/p>\n
25.<\/b>\tYet another way for me to feel like I\u2019m being productive while procrastinating about cleaning my room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It\u2019s perhaps the most used and abused type of website known to all mankind. Okay, maybe not that Amazonian tribe that\u2019s never had contact with the outside world. I\u2019m not kidding\u2014when a helicopter flew overhead, they shot arrows at it\u2014so they probably don\u2019t have wireless Internet access there. But if you don\u2019t know what a … <\/p>\n