{"id":245,"date":"2005-05-11T14:51:06","date_gmt":"2005-05-11T19:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=245"},"modified":"2011-04-12T01:57:41","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T06:57:41","slug":"magnetic-romance-kit-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=245","title":{"rendered":"magnetic <i>Romance<\/i> kit II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This poem brought to you by the best way to use your refrigerator to show you love someone when they suffer from a case of the munchies at 3:00am:<\/p>\n<p>I say, \u201cmy goodness, dinner is magnificent\u201d<br \/>\nas I slowly eat some delicious pie.<br \/>\nshe begs me to snuggle, but I laugh deeply.<br \/>\nher eyes are ablaze and her blood boils.<br \/>\nshe holds my neck and caresses my head.<br \/>\nher voice whispers softly in my ear,<br \/>\n\u201cI cannot live without your warm embrace, baby.\u201d<br \/>\nthen the wench lights my hair on fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This poem brought to you by the best way to use your refrigerator to show you love someone when they suffer from a case of the munchies at 3:00am: I say, \u201cmy goodness, dinner is magnificent\u201d as I slowly eat some delicious pie. she begs me to snuggle, but I laugh deeply. her eyes are &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=245\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;magnetic <i>Romance<\/i> kit II&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[187],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-magnetic-romance-kit"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muBs-3X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1178,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions\/1178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}