I didn’t watch the World Series this year, so while I know the Yankees won, I’m not sure if there was a repeat performance of this sequence:<\/p>\n
“You just won the World Series, what are you going to do next?”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to Disney World!”<\/b><\/p>\n
I really hope people get paid to say that because it’d be just sad if part of an athlete’s dream would be to win a championship and then immediately jump on a plane so he could spend the next week at a commercially-overblown theme park. Personally, I think a more likely response would be something like this:<\/p>\n
“I’m going home to have sex with my supermodel girlfriend!”<\/b> or<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna get drunk and plow my car into an embankment!”<\/b> or<\/p>\n
“I’m putting my steroids in the fridge so I can use them next season!”<\/b><\/p>\n
Although now that I think about it, if you rent a car in Orlando and your hotel room at Disney has a bed and a refrigerator…<\/p>\n
“I’m going to Disney World!”<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I didn’t watch the World Series this year, so while I know the Yankees won, I’m not sure if there was a repeat performance of this sequence: “You just won the World Series, what are you going to do next?” “I’m going to Disney World!” I really hope people get paid to say that because … <\/p>\n