{"id":2735,"date":"2012-11-21T17:21:16","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T23:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=2735"},"modified":"2012-11-21T17:21:16","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T23:21:16","slug":"but-im-good-at-slouching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=2735","title":{"rendered":"But I&#8217;m good at slouching!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The back pain that started on Monday wasn&#8217;t going away.  I normally sleep on my side and at one point last night, I tried rolling from left to right and couldn&#8217;t.  Well, I suppose I could have tried harder, but excruciating pain is not my preferred reason for waking up in the morning.  Thus, I had to roll on the front using my elbows and knees instead of just rolling over on my back.  Also thus, I paid a visit to my friendly neighborhood chiropractor this afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that my L4 vertebra (way down at the base of my lower back) and pelvis sometimes get out of alignment.  That also means that at random times, I&#8217;ll feel pain on the right side of my right shin.  Good stuff.  The doc gave me an adjustment, then declared, &#8220;You&#8217;re all fixed!&#8221;  Part of doctor&#8217;s orders: ice my back and only sit in hard chairs, nothing soft because soft encourages slouching.  Unfortunately, I slouch naturally.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been doing it for many, many years.  I blame it on being tall because everything is &#8220;down there&#8221;.  When I was taking the midterm in class on Monday (also when my back was getting noticeably uncomfortable), I had to hunch over the table to write my answers.  When I ate dinner this afternoon, I bent over the table so I wouldn&#8217;t spill soup all over my shirt.  When I pee, well, that&#8217;s just being courteous&#8212;I want to make sure I&#8217;m aiming into the toilet bowl.<\/p>\n<p>But my point is that I&#8217;m using to having my back bowed, stretched out, resting against something.  I spent an hour or two using a hard chair before I started to get sore from the lack of support.  Screw doctor&#8217;s orders: I went downstairs to lie back down on my bed.  I&#8217;ve been resting here for a while and I&#8217;m starting to feel better.  I should wait for another hour or two to ice my back again, though I could probably eat a little something and take some Advil to help relax the muscles as well.  Regardless, until society finds a way to move stuff higher instead of keeping it all &#8220;down there&#8221;, screw doctor&#8217;s orders: I&#8217;m stuck slouching.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The back pain that started on Monday wasn&#8217;t going away. I normally sleep on my side and at one point last night, I tried rolling from left to right and couldn&#8217;t. Well, I suppose I could have tried harder, but excruciating pain is not my preferred reason for waking up in the morning. 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