{"id":2835,"date":"2012-12-14T07:37:11","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T13:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=2835"},"modified":"2012-12-14T09:52:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T15:52:26","slug":"its-its-not-loading-were-all-gonna-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=2835","title":{"rendered":"It’s… it’s not loading! We’re all gonna die!"},"content":{"rendered":"

My sleeping patterns have been sporadic as of late—it’s probably a carry-over from studying for my Econ final at random hours of the day and night over the course of three or four days—which would explain why I’ve been awake since 5:30 this morning instead of sleeping past noon. Because of that fact, I’ve learned a very horrifying truth:<\/p>\n

FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!! FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!!<\/i><\/b><\/big><\/p>\n

I need to look at my friends’ recent status updates and pictures of cute kitties! If Facebook can go offline, it’s just a matter of time! It’s all over, man! We’re all gonna die!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My sleeping patterns have been sporadic as of late—it’s probably a carry-over from studying for my Econ final at random hours of the day and night over the course of three or four days—which would explain why I’ve been awake since 5:30 this morning instead of sleeping past noon. Because of that fact, I’ve learned … <\/p>\n

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