{"id":2872,"date":"2012-12-25T12:23:39","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T18:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=2872"},"modified":"2012-12-25T12:23:39","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T18:23:39","slug":"i-slept-through-the-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=2872","title":{"rendered":"I slept through the holidays!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, that&#8217;s a lie, but I&#8217;ve spent enough time in a cave (see: basement) that I&#8217;ve forgotten to wish pretty much everyone I&#8217;ve seen a Merry Christmas in the last few days.  Thus, Merry Christmas to everyone I&#8217;ve seen!  And haven&#8217;t seen, for that matter!<\/p>\n<p>To those who don&#8217;t celebrate Christmas, I don&#8217;t have a calendar nearby, so I&#8217;ll just wish all of these as part of the holiday season: Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Wicked-Awesome Festivus&#8230; uh&#8230; yay for surviving the lack of the Apocalypse?  (Sorry if I left out some denominations&#8217; celebrations, but I hope you&#8217;re enjoying the spirit of the holidays, too.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, that&#8217;s a lie, but I&#8217;ve spent enough time in a cave (see: basement) that I&#8217;ve forgotten to wish pretty much everyone I&#8217;ve seen a Merry Christmas in the last few days. Thus, Merry Christmas to everyone I&#8217;ve seen! And haven&#8217;t seen, for that matter! To those who don&#8217;t celebrate Christmas, I don&#8217;t have a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=2872\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I slept through the holidays!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muBs-Kk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2873,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2872\/revisions\/2873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}