Just a couple notes:<\/p>\n
1) I walked into the room post-makeover without my glasses because I wanted to make the change look as drastic as possible. I put them back on because I don\u2019t wear contacts (my eyes don\u2019t focus in the same place, so without the prescription lenses, I have double vision\u2026 which could be advantageous if I want to hang out with twice as many chicks at any one time).<\/p>\n
2) As a general rule, I don\u2019t like bothering people when they have an agenda. If I\u2019m on a walk around the neighborhood and someone\u2019s mowing their lawn, I\u2019ll let \u2018em keep mowing. If they see me and stop to talk, then I will. Thus, when I\u2019m standing in a mall and a whole bunch of women have their own shit to do, I don\u2019t like having to interrupt them for whatever reason. I found a couple girls who were sitting down and had a lot less trouble chatting with them—it was trying to head people off at the pass to say, \u201cHey there!\u201d Especially since it was usually followed by, \u201cOh, shot down\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
3) While talking to those two girls, the \u201cgooey thing in my ear\u201d was my earpiece about to fall out. Granted, it was a pretty bad excuse for reaching up and pushing it back in, but I had to think of something fast—that thing wasn\u2019t going to wait for me to come up with a better reason. And then I had the same problem again when I was about to stand up and leave: it finally popped out. \u201cMy friends say I don\u2019t listen to them enough.\u201d<\/p>\n
P.S. The reason I freaked in that clip during my makeover was actually because it was so quiet—the tin foil was blocking out the alien radio signals\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Just a couple notes: 1) I walked into the room post-makeover without my glasses because I wanted to make the change look as drastic as possible. I put them back on because I don\u2019t wear contacts (my eyes don\u2019t focus in the same place, so without the prescription lenses, I have double vision\u2026 which could … <\/p>\n