It was a little disappointing this time around, mostly because I didn\u2019t have any big plans. No hanging out at a bar with classmates, no friend playing a concert at a local club, no booty trap—nothing. I just drove home. Poop.<\/p>\n
Okay, so maybe it wasn\u2019t nothing<\/i>. When I got in the door, I plugged in my cell phone so it wouldn\u2019t die when I launched my evil plan: call some of the guys from California and start harassing them. I checked my e-mail and surfed around a couple random pages to waste some time, then grabbed the phone so I could taunt Chuck. \u201cYou\u2019re still studying and I\u2019m not! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Alas, t\u2019was not to be. And I can\u2019t imagine how nutty I must have sounded when he checked his voice mail, but given that he hasn\u2019t called me back\u2026 maybe he figured they sent me straight to the loony bin after I finished the exam, but gave me one final phone call that I wasted on him. But like I said, he hasn\u2019t called me back. (So this<\/i> is what it feels like when a guy dumps you\u2026)<\/p>\n
Next phone call: Scarlet. She sounded a little upset that I called Chuck before her, but when I explained that he was still studying for\u2026 I don\u2019t remember what exam it is—it\u2019s not the boards, but it\u2019s important for him to do well if he wants to get into a decent program versus Billy Joe Bob\u2019s \u201cWhat\u2019s This Sharp Thing Do? \u2026Ow!\u201d University. Anyway, she understood. We talked for about half an hour, after which I was feeling relatively sane again. The urge to give people a ring, cackle into the phone and hang up again was gone. For the time being.<\/p>\n
Once again, I called Justin to find out whether he had plans for dinner. Once again, he told me he did. (Once again, I remembered he told me about said plans before, but I\u2019d forgotten. I get the feeling my mind was occupied by something else when he did, but I can\u2019t imagine why\u2026) He was helping his friend Dale (and his wife whose name I can\u2019t recall) pack up all the crap in their house so they could move out by Friday. And once again, he mentioned that I\u2019d probably get dinner if I helped them as well.<\/p>\n
Well, who could turn down an offer like that? I ended up heading over there, helped squeeze some big-ass leather sofas through a not-so-big-ass door—I imagine the process would have been a little easier if they hadn\u2019t already packed the Astroglide—and carried a couple boxes into the truck. And I helped keep the dog occupied. And I helped lighten up the kitchen counter by eating a couple pieces of the pizza that was on there. It didn\u2019t feel like a whole lot of work (especially the eating part), but given that I was still a bit out of it from the exam and everything else\u2026 they still appreciated the help.<\/p>\n
But this was the quality moment of the evening. Dale\u2019s neighbor was helping them move and I don\u2019t recall what brought it up, but Dale told him he was in the presence of someone famous. He looked at Dale, then Dale\u2019s wife, then me—I raised my bottle of Gatorade towards him (\u201cYep, it was me\u201d). There was a blank expression on his face. \u201cDid you ever watch Beauty and the Geek?\u201d \u201cYeah, a couple times.\u201d I raised my bottle of Gatorade towards him again. It took a few moments before his eyes lit up. \u201cOh yeah! I didn\u2019t recognize you!\u201d That might explain why I haven\u2019t had to worry about stalkers around here—I\u2019m incognito even when I\u2019m cognito\u2026 I don\u2019t need a disguise when no one realizes it\u2019s me to begin with.<\/p>\n
I was still feeling a tad sleepy on the drive home (I never nodded off, but there were a few points when I started drifting towards the middle of the road). I got back, turned on the TV and watched The Tonight Show for a while—I would have gone to bed right away, but I wanted to wait for a little while before taking my night dose of my meds.<\/p>\n
Perhaps that was for the best since I was still sitting there when Mom called home to ask how I did. I told her I thought it went better than last time, then told her about how I was falling asleep during the afternoon session. She proceeded to insist that I was tired because I hadn\u2019t developed a proper sleep schedule for the exam and she didn\u2019t drop the issue right away—it was the closest I\u2019ve ever come to hanging up on my mother.<\/p>\n
But she was sure I did fine and loves me very much and I was kinda fading in and out of the rest of the conversation. When we finished talking, I dragged myself out of the recliner, did a menial job of brushing my teeth without toothpaste, threw down my drugs, got into bed and didn\u2019t bother setting my alarm. That was probably for the best since I woke up eleven hours later, fell back asleep and was woken up by my phone over an hour after that. I think that made it official: I was really<\/i> tired.<\/p>\n
Since getting up, I talked to Brent (older brother) and I\u2019ll be heading over to his place on Saturday to have lunch, watch Constantine<\/i> and get back all the movies he\u2019s borrowed from me recently. The phone call was from the publicist at the WB—I\u2019m getting interviewed by someone from the local paper on Monday. (Why the hell do these people want to talk to me now<\/i> when the show ended a month ago?!) I also walked the dog, gave two kids a swim test for the Scout camp that\u2019s next week, watched a pair of movies and wrote these last two blog entries. (Only walked the dog once, though\u2014so much for a theme\u2026) As for the rest of the week\u2026 hey, I bet Chuck is still studying for his exam! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It was a little disappointing this time around, mostly because I didn\u2019t have any big plans. No hanging out at a bar with classmates, no friend playing a concert at a local club, no booty trap—nothing. I just drove home. Poop. Okay, so maybe it wasn\u2019t nothing. When I got in the door, I plugged … <\/p>\n