“So if you look at this entire well-structured suit of armor, you’ll see that it’s a solid set of plate mail +2, +3 vs. goblins.”<\/p>\n
“There’s a missing rivet in the torso. Armor Class 9!”<\/p>\n
“That’s trivial and doesn’t affect the rest of the armor. I can even cover it with my shield. Totally impenetrable!”<\/p>\n
“ARMOR CLASS 9!!!”<\/p>\n
“Look, I get it, you found a tiny flaw that I missed, but it doesn’t matter–”<\/p>\n
“A BABY GOBLIN STABS YOU IN THE STOMACH WITH A STICK! YOU’RE DEAD, I’M BLOCKING YOU!”<\/em><\/p>\n <Level 1 Knave has logged off><\/p>\n “. . . I hate this game so much <\/em>right now . . .”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “So if you look at this entire well-structured suit of armor, you’ll see that it’s a solid set of plate mail +2, +3 vs. goblins.” “There’s a missing rivet in the torso. Armor Class 9!” “That’s trivial and doesn’t affect the rest of the armor. I can even cover it with my shield. Totally impenetrable!” … <\/p>\n