{"id":3846,"date":"2018-09-19T21:06:15","date_gmt":"2018-09-20T02:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=3846"},"modified":"2018-09-19T21:06:15","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T02:06:15","slug":"garrrrratitudes-2018-day-56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=3846","title":{"rendered":"Garrrrratitudes 2018, Day 56"},"content":{"rendered":"

To commemorate International Talk Like a Pirate Day, today’s list… well, you’ll see. Hear. Read. Yarrrrr…<\/p>\n

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    Yarrrrrd sales. I be buyin’ things there with me stolen booty.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Garrrrrdening tools. I can use ’em to grow food for me crew.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Tarrrrrmac. Why would ye watch planes at the airport when ye could be sailin’ the seven seas on me ship?<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Tarrrrrget. I buy me citrus fruits there to prevent me crew from gettin’ scurvy.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Arrrrrt Garrrrrfunkel. Without him, Paul Simon would be walkin’ the plank!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    To commemorate International Talk Like a Pirate Day, today’s list… well, you’ll see. Hear. Read. Yarrrrr… Yarrrrrd sales. I be buyin’ things there with me stolen booty. Garrrrrdening tools. I can use ’em to grow food for me crew. Tarrrrrmac. Why would ye watch planes at the airport when ye could be sailin’ the seven … <\/p>\n

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