{"id":436,"date":"2010-12-23T21:13:29","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T03:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=436"},"modified":"2011-04-17T00:26:52","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T05:26:52","slug":"what-my-acl-could-get-a-cavity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=436","title":{"rendered":"What, my ACL could get a cavity?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the dentist today for the first time in&#8230; a long time.  Since it was my first time at that clinic, I got there at about 1:10 to do some paperwork before a 1:30 appointment.  I filled out the forms, then sat around until it was time for me to get my teeth cleaned.  Finally, it was 1:30.  Then 1:40.  About 1:50, the person at the desk saw me in the reception area and said she&#8217;d go take a look to see what was up.  She came back and told me the dentist was still helping someone and it&#8217;d be another ten minutes before I could get back there.  Yeah, they were running a little behind schedule.<\/p>\n<p>Upon my arrival into the dentist&#8217;s chair, they told me they couldn&#8217;t clean my teeth.  Why?  Because I had knee surgery in April and they needed Dr. Lewis to sign a form saying it was okay to do it.  I was a little annoyed, but that&#8217;s their policy (for legal reasons or something else, I dunno).  So I asked how far back it goes.  I mean, surgery was almost eight months ago.  That&#8217;s a pretty long time, right?  Well, not long enough according to their standards:<\/p>\n<p>You need to have that form signed if you&#8217;ve had an operation performed in the last <i>two years<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, I think that&#8217;s ridiculous, but that&#8217;s their policy.  The dentist wasn&#8217;t going to clean my teeth, but they took some x-rays and found out I have no new cavities after all this time.  So that&#8217;s the lesson of the day, kids: remember to brush and floss properly and you can have surgery as often as you want.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the dentist today for the first time in&#8230; a long time. Since it was my first time at that clinic, I got there at about 1:10 to do some paperwork before a 1:30 appointment. I filled out the forms, then sat around until it was time for me to get my teeth &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=436\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What, my ACL could get a cavity?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,28],"tags":[153,200],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-perblowrimo","category-the-bs-knees","tag-acl","tag-dentist"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muBs-72","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1196,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions\/1196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}