{"id":445,"date":"2011-01-01T18:03:43","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T00:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=445"},"modified":"2011-04-17T01:29:13","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T06:29:13","slug":"do-they-make-flame-retardant-chip-dip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=445","title":{"rendered":"Do they make flame-retardant chip dip?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a friend&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve party last night and he talked me into putting a few drops of Death Sauce on a chip and eating it (or Hell Sauce or Fire Sauce or whatever that spicy stuff is that&#8217;s supposed to singe the hair on your chest when you eat it).  That led me to two discoveries:<\/p>\n<p><b>1)<\/b> I chewed it with the right side of my mouth and the burning sensation was only on the right side&#8230; at first.<br \/>\n<b>2)<\/b> It took about eight hours for the sauce to pass through my digestive system and it burned just as much going out as it did coming in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a friend&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve party last night and he talked me into putting a few drops of Death Sauce on a chip and eating it (or Hell Sauce or Fire Sauce or whatever that spicy stuff is that&#8217;s supposed to singe the hair on your chest when you eat it). That &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=445\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Do they make flame-retardant chip dip?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[191],"class_list":["post-445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","tag-new-years-eve"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muBs-7b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1221,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions\/1221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}