{"id":87,"date":"2007-06-23T18:10:38","date_gmt":"2007-06-24T00:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=87"},"modified":"2007-06-27T13:30:50","modified_gmt":"2007-06-27T19:30:50","slug":"sit-ubu-sit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"Sit, Ubu, sit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>I&#8217;m trying to figure out how to get two five month old puppies on the same sleeping schedule (my schedule).  Any words of wisdom?<\/i><!--more--><br \/>\n <i>&#8212; Danielle N.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I recommend sleeping gas.  Or you could give them little shock collars and trigger it every time they try to take a nap while you&#8217;re awake&#8212;exhaustion will eventually set in and the puppies will sleep during the night, a time when they don&#8217;t need to worry about getting zapped.  (If the ASPCA comes banging at my door in the near future, you can&#8217;t prove anything&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to figure out how to get two five month old puppies on the same sleeping schedule (my schedule). Any words of wisdom?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-confessions"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1muBs-1p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shawnbakken.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}