It started out as a regular conversation at the office. Continue reading “Apples to apples”
Popped the sensory circuit breaker
I can’t call this “Head Case: Episode 2” because it wasn’t the second episode. It wasn’t the third or fourth or tenth or… I don’t know how many. However, it was also before I was officially diagnosed with epilepsy, so I had no idea what to call it at the time. I’m still not sure what happened in my head that caused it, but since it was an isolated incident, I figure it’ll be a good next installment to the Head Case Chronicles. Continue reading “Popped the sensory circuit breaker”
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Sober Fest 2008
This entry is a bit of a flashback, given that it happened on June 30th. I know, it took me way too long to write this, I have no excuse and should be castrated. That being said, I want to tell you all a bit about Sober Fest 2008. Continue reading “Sober Fest 2008”
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The anatomy of love
“You’ll always have a special place in my heart. And when I say ‘special place,’ I mean a spot just below my left ventricle.”
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Where’s a time machine when you need one?
I was checking out craigslist.org in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area to see what kinds of writing/editing jobs might be available. There was one for an “Electronic Publisher/Proofreader” posted by this company:
JPG & Associates, Inc.
“The Publications Professionals”
It looked intriguing, but I don’t think I’ll be applying because I don’t meet a lot of the qualifications:
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1. Advanced skills in MS Word (templates, book marks, hyperlinks, etc.), Adobe Acrobat, MS Visio.
2. Experience working Documentum or other document management system.
3. High attention to detail.
4. Must be able to start end of May.
5. Must be able to work on-site 8:00-5:00.
6. Previous contract experience is preferred.
I know very little about the first two, but 3 and 4 disturb me. They want someone with high attention to detail who is also able to start working at the end of May. My problem? The ad was posted on June 12th. They want to hire a proofreader who apparently started working for them two weeks ago. If that’s what they’re looking for, maybe I should start working on my resume and list all the jobs I’m planning on having through 2009…
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George Carlin: Righteously Indignant Person
George Carlin, one of my favorite comedians, died on June 22nd, 2008. Bummer…
But now that he’s croaked, you’ll find all these blogs and videos on Youtube that say R.I.P. I gotta say that considering the guy didn’t believe in Heaven or Hell, people are being awfully presumptuous about what he’s doing now. Resting in peace? Seriously?
He’s dead! He’d be the first one to tell you (assuming that he was capable of speaking from the grave… and assuming you could hear him through six feet of dirt…) that he’s not resting nor is he in peace. Either his corpse is lying there completely immobile with no semblance of consciousness or awareness attached to it or he’s screaming and banging on the inside of the coffin to let him out. (Personally, I think he’d appreciate the irony of the latter.)
Regardless, I want to take a moment of time to reflect on the happiness and joy that I’ve received while listening to his CDs, watching him on TV and seeing him perform live twice. Those good times may be over—at least the good times that involved new material—but his spirit will live on inside each and every once of us until… wait… that’s right, he’s dead. Never mind.
