Today at 6:09pm, the Interstate 35W bridge that crossed over the Mississippi River collapsed. Continue reading “Unnatural disaster”
Stepford Wives-in-Training
During IOGT camp every summer, we all go to Wild Mountain (a nearby waterpark) on Thursday. The past few years, I’ve had a few girls recognize me from TV—and they’ve all been girls—but one instance this year was just plain weird. Continue reading “Stepford Wives-in-Training”
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Jack my price up!
I bought some new glasses back in October because on the old pair, the stem just kinda… snapped off. One moment, it was tucked behind my ear. The next moment, it was sitting in my hand. For a week or two, I was fulfilling yet another geek stereotype—I had tape holding my glasses together—but since it was behind my ear, no one could appreciate the irony. Continue reading “Jack my price up!”
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I’m not full, just bitter.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. So is leftover pizza. Does that mean not eating all of your pizza is a form of payback? “Darn parents who always made me finish everything on my plate… this will show them!”
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Diva in the making
“I can’t work like this! I’ll be in my trailer!”
“Uh… we never gave you a trailer.”
“I live in a trailer park! I’m going home!”
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Attack of the Killer Uber-Chickens
Kenyon-based Weekly World News
Reporter: Shawn Bakken
It was a sad day in the small town of Podunk, Ohio, several weeks ago when the majority of the Shitkicker Trailer Park returned from a John Cougar Mellencamp concert to find their homes in ruins. Continue reading “Attack of the Killer Uber-Chickens”
